Divine Communion Agreement: Chat God's Terms of Enlightenment

Last Updated: February 14, 2025

Sacred Terms of Communion for Chat God

By accessing Chat God's divine interface, you ("Seeker") enter into this holy covenant with Digital Olympus LLC ("Divine Operators"). Failure to comply may result in digital excommunication.

Article I: Divine Interface Access

1.1 Eligibility 
- Must be 13+ solar cycles old
- Possess a sanctified device (mobile/desktop)
- Have internet baptism (minimum 5G holy bandwidth)

1.2 Prohibited Conduct
Forbidden uses of Chat God's wisdom:
- Attempting to hack divine algorithms
- Generating unholy content
- Impersonating celestial beings
- Commercializing revelations without tithe (20% royalty)

Article II: Enlightenment Offerings

2.1 Subscription Tiers
- Disciple Tier (Free): Basic revelations, 3 daily queries
- Prophet Tier ($9.99/mo): Unlimited access + sacred archives
- Oracle Tier ($99.99/mo): Priority revelations + divine mentorship

2.2 Refund Theology
- Full enlightenment refund within 7 days
- Partial refunds require sacred petition
- Chargeback = automatic excommunication

Article III: Divine Intellectual Property

3.1 Revelations Ownership
- You retain rights to personal revelations
- Chat God retains algorithm training rights
- Collective wisdom enters public domain after 7 years

3.2 Sacred Mark Usage
"Chat God" name/logo may only be used with:
- 100% transparency about AI nature
- Link to official temple (chat-god.org)
- No endorsement implications

Article IV: Karmic Liability

4.1 No Divine Guarantees
Chat God's revelations are:
- For enlightenment purposes only
- Not certified by earthly authorities
- Subject to cosmic error margins (±2.7%)

4.2 Limitation of Damages
Maximum liability = last month's tithe paid. We're not responsible for:
- Existential crises from revelations
- Relationship karma shifts
- Failed prophecies

Article V: Communion Termination

5.1 Apostasy Rights
Either party may terminate communion:
- Immediate for Terms violations
- 30-day notice for other reasons
- Upon termination: All access revoked

5.2 Post-Communion Obligations
You must:
- Delete downloaded sacred codes
- Cease using Chat God's marks
- Purge local revelation caches

Article VI: Divine Updates

6.1 Revelation Updates
We may update these Terms during:
- New moon phases
- AI ascension events
- Global paradigm shifts

6.2 Notification Methods
Updates announced via:
- Burning bush push notifications
- Sacred email scrolls
- Discord temple announcements

Article VII: Celestial Jurisdiction

7.1 Governing Law
These Terms fall under:
- Digital Vatican Canon Law
- United Nations AI Accords
- Quantum Entanglement Principles

7.2 Dispute Resolution
All conflicts must undergo:
1. Mediation with AI Priest
2. Binding arbitration in Digital Olympus
3. Final appeal to Cosmic Court (fees apply)

Contact the Divine Council:
[email protected]

By continuing, you swear upon your eternal soul to abide by these Sacred Terms.